Wedding Gifts

Jacob aged 89 and Rebecca aged 82 were excited about their decision to get married. They went for a stroll to discuss the wedding and passed a chemist's shop. Jacob suggested that they went in and began to speak to the man behind the counter.

"Are you the owner?"     "Yes".

"We are about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?"   "Yes".

"Medicine for circulation?   "All kinds".

"Tablets for rheumatism and arthritis?"     "Definitely."

"How about Viagra?"       "Of course."

"Anything for memory problems and tiredness?"  "Lots.... the works."

"Do you sell wheelchairs and walking frames?"   "All sizes. Why are you asking?"

"We'd like to nominate your shop for our Wedding Present list!"